Oh the hits and the misses of the red carpet. Don't you just love it! I do. Such a shallow but enjoyable way to pass a few minutes. So this time it's the Teen Choice Awards. Lea Michelle makes a teary speech (as predicted) and One Direction strut around and all the silly girls/boys get over excited (yawn!), and there are more and more 'celebrities' on the red carpet that I haven't a clue about (a sure sign of aging)...But back to the point. The red carpet hits and misses - are you ready?
Crystal Reed. This Monochrome print trouser set
is cool! Love the stilettos, red lips and white clutch
|Abigail Breslin. I'm sorry, but ooo the cankles! |
And wide feet. Nice dress, but I just can't stop
looking at the pale cankles in skin tone shoes.
Who the hell is JWoww anyway? Is she from
My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding? That train is like
a cheap shower curtain and ugly sandals!
Lily Collins. She just annoys me. Those eyebrows
annoy me. The Bouffy hair and that skirt train.
Why?? Cut it off, make it a simple mini!
Put on some stilettos, not those bulky platforms!