Monday, 5 August 2013

tan line

I'm having a moment. Sorry, just a quick vent. You see, my tan line is fading away to nothing! Bring on spring!!! I need some colour. I'm starting to get tan envy. I hate, hate HATE being white. God, winter is such a chore, I want to be brown, I need to be brown! And don't suggest bloody fake shit. I need the vitamin D kind, the dangerous, burning kind, the kind that makes you look and feel sooo much better.

Victoria Secret panties - in case you are wondering.

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