Tuesday, 27 August 2013

socks and shoes

Ohhhh! Nooooo! Bloody hell Katie Holmes! You kill me, really you do. What the f**k?! 

I see your picture. You look lovely, I'm happy for you. Young and fresh and pretty. Then I look down and see YOUR F-ING shoes!!! But not only crap old tap shoes, but 'opps washed with colours-gone-yellow' crocheted SOCKS too!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!! You can not get away with this combo, not unless you are 6 years old!

Suri looks like your mum! Outfit role reversal... 

Look. Give me a call. Let me help you. Katie, really, drop me a line. I'll come to your aid. Let me take you shoe shopping!  Please!!!!

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