Monday, 21 May 2012

love your lips ladies!



Sometimes I think the world has gone mad. We are so educated and advanced in so many ways, but, for some when it comes to personal self image and the quest for perfection, I think we've gone backwards. Stop being so self obsessed people! There are better things to worry about than wrinkles, a bit of cellulite, droopy boobs or a flappy fanny!

I believe it is all about confidence. And having a full, satisfying life. Looking outwards and not inwards. Vanity and insecurities are far more unattractive than a few physical 'flaws'.

In this instance, I'm taking about vaginal plastic surgery. The quest for the perfect fanny. God, really? Who gives a shit? So what if you have an 'inny' or an 'outy' - do men worry about the length of their foreskin (those who haven't been circumcised that is)? Lordy, lordy. Are some girls and women really that insecure that they have to cut their flaps off? It's really sad. Apparently in Western countries this type of cosmetic surgery is on the up.  In the UK it's gone up for 300 percent in 5 years!


(Actually while we are on the subject - it annoys me when occasionally women say they prefer a circumcised penis - I always ask "Why?" and I mean it, why? If a bloke is clean (with or without) what difference does it make? I actually prefer a dick with a foreskin! And yes, I have had both. All willies are different, as are fannies, gammon flaps, bearded clams, chewed kebabs - whatever you want to call 'em!!!)

If you have a spare half an hour I really recommend you watch this doco, by English presenter Lisa Rogers. It's really good and raises some interesting questions about the vain world we live in and questions how sexually liberated are we really?

Watch The Perfect Vagina here

today I am wearing...


I have a cold. So I feel like wearing black.  Plain. Simple. Does the job. I just want to blend in unnoticed today.  So this Portmans fitted black jersey work dress with my pearls and classic, patent Steven Madden stilettos, will do. I also have about my person, tissues, Cold & Flu tablets and a large skinny flat white to get my through...sniff.


Portmans fitted jersey dress with Steve Madden stilettos

Friday, 18 May 2012

boobs of the week award...

Now I'm not a really a fan of these pictures, they are so cheesy and aimed at titty men.  But. I only think it's fair to pay tribute to the most famous page three girl of all time, Miss Samantha Fox. 
Big (in more ways than one) in the 80s, she sure made an impression during her 4-year contract with The Sun. So Sam, this weeks award is yours. 

Currently Sam is working on her seventh pop album, is about to tour France and is writing her autobiography.  Smashing.


A whole lot of woman!
Nice body suit Sam, no need to be shy...

Can't wait for this hair style to
make a come back!

friday fun with 50 (actually 25)...

Okay.  How about we play a little game? Inspired by Christian's Submissive Contract to Ana.  Let's call it the 25 Shades of Grey 'Kinky Fuckery' List.

All you have to do is read through the list and place an anonymous comment below with:

a) the number of things you can tick off the list (that you have done or done to a partner).
b) the number of things you'd like to try.
c) the item number of your favourite pervie act.
d) the item number of the thing you would definitely not try.
e) Are you the Dom or the Sub?

For example:  a) 10. b) 4. c) 23. d)  4. e) dom








The List

1. Masturbation in front of a partner.
2. Vaginal fisting.
3. Anal intercourse.
4. Anal fisting
5. Used a vibrator in front of a partner.
6. Used a vibrator on your partner.
7. Butt plugs.
8. Love eggs.
9. Bondage with handcuffs.
10. Bondage with rope/ties/belts.
11. Been gagged.
12. Been blind folded.
13. Spanking (with hands).
14. Whipping (with riding crop).
15. Caning.
16. Ice play.
17. Wax play.
18. Nipple clamps.
19. Paddling.
20. Flogging.
21. Penetration with fruit.
22. Anal fingering.
23. Used a spreader?
24. Swallow semen.
25. Rubber/Shoe/Other fetish...
  
I haven't included shagging outdoors or in front of people, cause we've kind of all been there and done that.

Have fun peeps!

today I am wearing...

I nipped out to the shops this morning, with my eye on spotting a bargain, but there was nothing I liked, reduced, or full priced.  So I returned home with just a classic grey v necked jumper and a black polo neck.  I'll wear these heaps over winter.

Later I have to go into work. I'm going to make some calls... I'm trying desperately to find out where Prince is going to hold his secret after show gig tonight (or maybe tomorrow night).  I would actually kill to get my hands on tickets. I am a true, die hard fan and I need to be in His Purple Presence...

Anyway... today I am wearing a long sleeved autumnal print dress and my old favs, my very pointed black stilettos with a stacked heel.  They feel like old slippers on, and I can't bear to part with them, even thought they have seen better days... I can't even remember where I bought them.

chloe's green soled heels...

For someone who has fabulous friends in the right places, a privileged lifestyle and a billionaire daddy, I am really disappointed with Chloe Green's CJG shoe collection, launched yesterday at Top Shop, in London.  

Honey, we've seen it all before! I love the green soles, but the actual shoe designs, oh yawn! And I'm sorry to say, some of the designs look like they come from Kmart!

Chloe's online store, www.cjg.com, announces, "Summer 12 sees Chloe’s debut collection of shoes, a stand-out range of decadent designs where nude and pretty styles are contrasted against a dark, heavy opulence. Each shoe is given Chloe’s signature green outsoles in genuine leather."  Ummm.  I'm not convinced.  Shame.  Apparently some styles have sold out already.  Look I'd probably buy a pair, just for the 'celebrity' factor, but Chloe darl, don't give up your day job just yet...  



Yuk! My old English teacher who had polio had to wear one shoe like this!
Lady Mama £175

Boring!  CJG Black £175

I swear these we're on the discount rail in Myers today!  
Misha £130

I love the green sparkles, but they remind me of St Patricks day novelty hats!
 CJG Green £115


Chloe with dad, Sir Phillip Green
at the CJG launch at Topshop


Source: Daily Mail / CJG.com

Thursday, 17 May 2012

lovely ms lopez sizzles again...


Hot Mama!

More gorgeous pics of Jennifer Lopez in the June issue of American Vogue.  


I love Jen's body - she's a real woman, shapely arse, nice tits, strong legs and sharp shoulders.  Just perfect.




Photos by Mario Testino for the June edition of American Vogue