not so rosy

Cheryl Cole! Why did you do this to yourself?! Just why? I just DON'T GET IT!!! Why cover up your peachy, perfect bottom with a hideous tattoo that looks like you have serious burns?!! I'm sorry, but if I was taking you from behind, I'd be too distracted with the question 'WTF?' and it would put me off my game! Ugh! I HATE it! Your once sexy, young, flawless back and arse are now ruined.

Sorry, but that's my opinion. I know it's your body and no doubt you'll have some 'story/meaning' (bollocks!) for getting this 'body art' (pfft!) but I just do not, and will never get it. Horrible. 


Ms Cole's rosy cheeks!



Cheryl! Why love, why???



dress envy

I really, really want this Louis Vuitton dress! I love the thin shoestring straps and sexy lace, the slip of a thing design. Vic wore one to Wimbledon this year, a black one and I must admit to being surprised it wasn't one of her designs. It's very VB. I love it.  If I had a sugar daddy I'd be doing a little mouth persuasion for this little number...



Vogue Australia featuring Ms Posh herself. 

Love the dress. Not keen on the facial expression. A bit too scowly...

gaga and donatella

Gaga has morphed into Donatella Versace.  Oh to have such rich and famous designer friends! I think the look suits her actually.  

All images and more from www.terrysdiary.com

boobs of the week award...

I admit it, I do have a thing for Miranda. She's just gorgeous. She's fun and girly and cheeky and a little bit sexy. I love that she loves her body, and goodness me, how could you not love that body?! She is flawless.

So it is with great excitement that I present this week's Boobs of the Week Award to one of my favourite current beauties... Mrs Bloom, mother, model, business-woman, Miranda Kerr.

Here she is in all her fine blooming glory, shot by renowned fashion and beauty photographer Laurent Darmon. 

Source photographers website, All images Laurent Darmon

tell the world?

So the big news of the day... It's a life changing, important story, hold everything (ahem)!

Kristen Stewart has had a fling with her married director, Rupert Sanders, and fellow co-star, Liberty Ross's husband.  Okay.  It happens.  Horrible for the cheated persons involved.

But my problem is - why the hell do you humiliate your partner/s further by issuing a statement to the world, in People magazine?!  Ever thought of keeping it quiet and private chaps? 

Read more at the Daily Mail

What a shocker!  Kristen smiling!

Should have known something was up!!!

Source: Daily Mail / UPI/bigpicturephoto.com

w = hot

I wasn't going to post these pics. Everyone has seen them already right? W Magazine, August issue?

But what the hell! I want them on my blog, I can't help myself! I could gaze at dirty boy Michael Fassbender all day. I like him because he is real and cheeky-naughty looking and I bet he'd be sooo much fun... He could take me from behind in an industrial shed any day! Oh yes indeed.

Charlize Theron looks so damn hot too. What a pair they make. Enjoy dear readers, enjoy.

I LOVE this shot! 

And this one...

Yep, I love this one too...

Okay, okay I love them all!


Source and photos W Magazine

nice outfit!

I love this outfit - all of it. The heels, the dress, the Birkin (gorgeous!), high ponytail and the sunnies. Tara you look fab! Love, love love... want, want, want!

TPT shops the King's Rd, London

I want this outfit! Love it.

boobs of the week award...

This weeks award goes to... the original beautiful Aussie supermodel...  The Body, yes, that's right, Elle MacPherson.  She does indeed have one hell of a body, and perfect pair of pert lovelies.

You have to hand it to Miss MacPherson, she's not just a pretty face.  Model, business woman, designer, presenter and mum. Top marks Elle! 

big sore knockers...

I feel for Jessica Simpson. She gained a shit load of weight while enduring the longest pregnancy ever, but she'll be fine. With her multi-million dollar Weight Watchers deal, personal trainers and dietitians, she'll be back to a 'normal' before we know it. But meantime, what I do sympathise with, is the size of her massive, heavy, rock hard, post baby boobs. I'm talking those first few weeks after giving birth.  The pain know one warns you about.  Engorgement, spurting showers of milk, boobs with a life of their own.  Ouch!

I had those. I went from a small perky handfuls to over inflated footballs. Literally. After I had my babies, they were MASSIVE. They were so painful for the first few weeks, that I can honestly say they hurt more than childbirth. Even when my own arms brushed against them, it made me wince in agony.  Sleeping was impossible, with the weight of the two milk filled udders pressing against each other.  Ugh.  So when Jessica Simpson tweeted a picture of herself this week.  It brought it all back!  Thank God, I am long past those days!

Now I can happily sleep on my front and jump up and down and wear what ever I like.  Yes, sometimes, small is best.

Jessica Simpson tweets her post baby big baps to the world

Me after baby no. 2.  

the dreaded tan ankle boots...

Let me get this straight. I'm not against tan ankle boots. At all. They can look really cool. But... I just can't stand the pair that Katie Homes insists on wearing all the time!

I know I should admire her for 'dressing down' when just running Suri around town, being so normal and 'down to earth' even though she is a famous film star and oh-so talented, married to squillionaire Tom (ugh!), blah, blah, blah...

But I HATE them! They are old and worn (and most probably very comfy) and stained and ugly! And they do NOT look good with skirts!!!

Please Katie, go and and treat yourself to a nice new pair, actually a nice new casual wardrobe. I'll even come shopping with you and have you looking lovely in a jiffy!

 

 

 

 

that's more like it... UK glamour awards are just that

Hurrah! There are lots of lovely gowns on the red carpet at last! The UK Glamour Award 2012 yesterday brought out a bevy of ladies looking lovely in cocktail attire.

I particularly like the two Azagury dresses, as worn by Amanda Holden and Kelly Brook. Flirty and feminine in pretty white lace.

For the more urban, slick, sexy look, I love Abby Crouch in the hot white suit and heels. I'd love to be able to carry off this look, but I just don't have the right body shape. It's such a timeless look.

Ferne Cotton looked fabulous - great hair, dress and heels. She's a sexy lady.

Katherine Jenkins looked a little over tanned and skinny, but I loved the bold print strapless dress and nude heels.

I would wear all these outfits.  Top marks ladies!

A colourful Katherine Jenkins

Ferne Cotton looks hot! 

Amanda Holden does bo-peep

Mayleene Klass looks fab

Abby Crouch spreads her legs

 Kelly Brook does demure

Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

boobs of the week award...

Now I'm not a really a fan of these pictures, they are so cheesy and aimed at titty men.  But. I only think it's fair to pay tribute to the most famous page three girl of all time, Miss Samantha Fox. 
Big (in more ways than one) in the 80s, she sure made an impression during her 4-year contract with The Sun. So Sam, this weeks award is yours. 

Currently Sam is working on her seventh pop album, is about to tour France and is writing her autobiography.  Smashing.



A whole lot of woman!

Nice body suit Sam, no need to be shy...

Can't wait for this hair style to

make a come back!

boobs of the week award

I have just noticed that I haven't featured any big breasted lovelies!  So this week I am going to set that right! 

This Boobs of the Week Award goes to... the all natural girl-next-door, model cum actress/presenter... Kelly Brook.  Blessed with 'more than a handful' Billy Zane's ex is a lovely lass, especially when covered in red lippy!

Feast your eyes on these my dears. Enjoy!

A natural stunner

Kelly does Playboy

Image source Exhibition Magazine

Kelly went a little mad with lipstick for

Exhibition Magazine in their Feb 2011 issue.