bullshit

It's bull



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't you just f**king hate bull shitters? You know the types. They've done everything first, bigger, better, faster, longer, stronger, better, bigger... than anyone else. And they breed kids who have the same annoying jumped up self promoting attitude. Ugh. 

Give me an honest, two way, interested, enthusiastic conversation any day, with open, honest, interesting, down to earth people.

Just ranting. And don't panic, this isn't about anyone in particular. Just feeling hormonal. My tits are sore, little things are making me seethe. Like when I dropped my wooden spoon and sauce splattered everywhere, and I said "fk shit fk shit" in front of the kids and had a minor tantrum about my crap day (because I didn't tick everything off my To Do list)... I'm going to stop now.  Before I rant some more and bore you all silly!

green stilettos

I love Reece in these green heels at TIFF. The shoes totally make the outfit. The dress is nice too. She looks good. A little less mumsy than normal. A thumbs up from me.

favourite things

My Birkin, my Louboutin's, and the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar! Now all I need is an Omega Ladymatic rose gold watch and I'm sorted! 

The Omega Ladymatic in rose gold is my dream watch, but at over $20K, I'm seriously

 dreaming!

quick flash

Miranda Kerr at the NYC premiere of Mademoiselle C on Friday night

 

Oh Miranda.  I use to have boobs like you once upon a time. You can give us all a flash as often as you like, because you are just beautiful and why the hell would anyone mind seeing your lovelies?!

 

A long time ago,while at primary school, my friend and I use to give quick flashes to the boys we liked.  We'd go to this quiet corner and pull up our skirts, just a quick flash. I'd borrow my sisters pretty lacy panties and feel grown up.

I am complete

They came!!!! F**k! I have my beautiful babies! And I LOVE them!!!! The anxious wait was SO worth it! And now they are here!!! I was almost afraid to open the box...

They are so high and so sexy and just a perfect, beautiful, classic, most gorgeous pair of heels ever! 

I can't stop looking at them. And standing around in front of the mirror in them. My own pair of Christian Louboutin Pigalle 120s!!! Mine! All mine!

The fit perfectly. One of the only Louboutin styles that are made true to size. But blimey they really are sky high! They are my highest pair. It's like walking on your tippy toes. Will I wear them out? Not yet. I need to savour them for a while...

A massive thank you again to all my lovely friends who enabled me to own the dream! This birthday present will not be beaten.

Xxx



My beautiful red soled heels. I still can't believe they are mine!

Scarlett

Wouldn't it be a hard choice choosing between Angie and Scarlett! Both just ooze sexy hotness. Both are just so bloody gorgeous. I wish I was one of their close friends. Oh imagine the conversations you'd have over a large glass of red...

Today, I'm loving Scarlett.  She is such a young, fresh, natural, husky voiced, beautiful breasted lovely. Just look at her here in Venice having a wonderful time, dressed in Versace, making all the men drool with those soft, full, pert boobs! She looks perfect. Absolutely perfect. My God if I were a lesbian, I'd be in total lust...



Perfect Miss Scarlett! Stunning from head to foot!

Look at those lovely breasts, almost but not quite spilling over that beautiful dress...

tidy shoes, tidy mind

In preparation for my new Christian Louboutin Pigalle 120s. My dream heels, my wonderful birthday present (from my lovely friends), the absolute ultimate shoe (which are still in transit from Hong Kong... the wait is slowly killing my I can tell you! It's like waiting for an adopted baby that I've yearned for so long). My dear husband suggested tidying up my shoe area... They were encroaching on Mr S's space and I have to admit, my heels were getting a little rammed in and messy. So the other night, I went up to our bedroom to discover new shoe racks! Yay! Plenty of room for shoes any maybe more shoes!  Umm, or so I thought...

So where to begin?!  I had to pull all my shoes out, then... well, then I just sat there admiring them all, surrounded by my beauties, trying them all on again.  And I realised this would be no easy task. It would take me ages. And it did. Not because I have too many pairs (you can never have too many pairs of shoes!), just because I had to try and put them in some kind of order and ranking, and of course reminisce about each pairs story. The thrill and excitement of the purchase and then the good times shared...

I finally did it. The result is a nice neat, orderly wardrobe. But, I literally have no free space for more! Ugh. And my knee high boots are still up on another shelf and day to day casual shoes are still downstairs in a different shoe rack.  And where are my Louboutin's going to go? Maybe I'll just keep them by my bed, so I can look at them and touch them. Yes, I think they'll need a special place all of their own.



Before.  A floor full of shoes...

After. Nice and tidy, but no free space for more shoes!!!