colour flower spots

I love this dress by Colette by Colette Dinnigan it's just perfect for spring/summer, worn with a pair of nude or pastel coloured wedges. It's from her just released Spring/Summer 2013 collection. I want.

Tango Relaxed Fit Drawstring Neckline Dress $279

comfy warmer

I sooo want one of these!!! Although I'd need my Uggs too, otherwise my feet would stay cold. It looks so cosy and warm. The perfect winter home-wear! Although I must admit the head hole kind of reminds me of a flaccid willy with a loose foreskin, maybe it's the fleshy colour that does it...

Anyway, Cheryl Cole and I obviously share a hatred of being cold. She posted this pic on Instagram yesterday, with the caption, 'I hate being cold!' - well I do too!

 Ummm I wonder if CC's Gran knitted this, or where you can buy one from...?

forgive my sins oh lord!

Good Lord! Britney Spears! Tut tut! The trailer park just can't be repressed can it?! Truly, this is one of the most vile outfits I've seen in a long time. 

And you're wearing this not-so-hot little number to church?! I hope the Minister slapped you on your forehead to rid you of your fashion sins...

What the hell is that x-factor-like X between your tits? The polo neck dress looks like a neck brace with a cheap stretchy black skirt attached. And those fabric sock/boots!?!?!!! Gag! Splutter! Retch!

10/10 crime against good taste and fashion. 

equestrian spice

On one hand it's good to see our Vic dress down for a change. She's off to the local ranch for an American style hack with her boys. She actually looks genuinely casual, wearing old jeans, thongs (?!) and no bra (as you do when you go riding...).

But on the other hand what a wasted opportunity for an elegant VB equestrian style get up. Riding boots, spurs, tight jodhpurs and a snappy crop! Maybe even a side saddle, hairnet and top hat!?!

Still that would have hidden the nipple bullets, and they successfully distract the eye from the awful riding hat/helmet. Dear Vic looks as awful in helmets as I do. I bet she gets sticky, sweaty dust under her boobs...

tan line

I'm having a moment. Sorry, just a quick vent. You see, my tan line is fading away to nothing! Bring on spring!!! I need some colour. I'm starting to get tan envy. I hate, hate HATE being white. God, winter is such a chore, I want to be brown, I need to be brown! And don't suggest bloody fake shit. I need the vitamin D kind, the dangerous, burning kind, the kind that makes you look and feel sooo much better.

Victoria Secret panties - in case you are wondering.

peek a boo

I'm posting this pic just because I like it. Happy Monday chaps! It's a glorious day out there.

young Hollywood awards

It's the 2013 Young Hollywood Awards in the US. Never heard of this one before, but there's always room for more self congratulation...

 

No stand outs on the red carpet. Very underwhelmed. 

 

Lauren, AnnaSophia, Selena. Ladies you all look fine. Not great, just nice, passable, fine. 



Lauren, AnnaSophia and Selena, looking nice and presentable.



 

 

 

Really disappointed with Kelly Osbourne. I should love her yellow 50s style dress, but I hate it! It's the big flappy shoulder lapels. Ruins the dress. And the purple rinse hair is getting a tad tiresome and just doesn't work with the gunmetal platforms. Nah, sorry Kel.

 

Aylssa, that jumpsuit? It looks cheap and the cut outs? Ugh. 

Cat Deeley. Oh dear! Isn't Brad G your stylist? Did he have a night off? This tribal Aztec look is just too much! Straps and lines all over the show, you're making me dizzy!

 



 

Kelly, Alyssa and Cat.  Sorry ladies, your outfits are not doing it for me at all...