met ball 2013

The Met Ball 2013 is currently underway in New York. Fashions most exciting night and I didn't get an invite again! Hmmppff. Designers and their muses, models and celebrities all mingling in their fine frocks and rocks.

So instead of working (which is what I should be doing!) I have spent the last few hours gawping online! Okay. Are you ready?

My red carpet winners who have embraced the 'Punk: Chaos to Courture' theme are... (BTW the top spot is shared by Rooney and Anne)...


Nicole Richie in Custom Top Shop.  WTF is with the hair though!



Cam looking every regal in Stella McCartney (albiet a tad Star Trekky)

The best. Rooney Mara just perfect in Givenchy

I just love the detail of this dress.  The subtle punk hints - like the

back bondage strap at the neck, the zip edging and the lace...



Jennifer Morrison in Donna Karen. Gorgeous dress!

Amanda Seyfried in vintage Givenchy



My fav Anne Hathaway rocks it in vintage Valentino!



Miranda Kerr in Michael Kors. Sexy little kitten!

Giovanna Battaglia channels Daphne Guinness odd ball but cool ness

Gwen looks fabulous in this rock chic ball gown by Maison Martin Margiela

Carey. I'm not that keen on you to be honest, but I like the understated punk

vibe of your Balenciaga dress

Emilia Clarke in Ralph Lauren. All she needs it that cross earning - I love her!

Lauren Santo Domingo (who ever you are??) I like it!  Looks expensive. 

oh dear... the Met Ball misses

Oh my goodness. There are a few shockers on this list! What were they thinking?  A bad case of Met Ball Madness perhaps?

I guess, in fairness, at least they tried. Plenty of people wore predictable, nice but boring outfits. Jessica Alba for example - boring!  Jennifer Lopez - seen it before (yawn).

Okay are you ready? 

Warning: you may need to shield your eyes from the horror below...


OMG. I'm literally lost for words! All I can think of are Shire horses

and brass bands!

SJP.  The dress is cool.  But I'm sorry the roman headdress is just stupid,

and what have you got on your feet??!!



White Rasta Olsen (nice shoes though)



I like the dress.  I HATE the shoes!!! Ruins the outfit! And tights! 

All I can think of is your sweaty gusset Christina!



Sorry - I'm still laughing!  Oh dear, poor little poppet. She has no idea.

Queen Bee fell in the honey pot!!! I don't have words to describe how much

I HATE those boots.  I want to vomit. Seriously, I feel sick.

Skank. This Marc Jacobs dress is just crap and ugly.  It could have been brilliant.

oh Madonna. Love the top half. DETEST the bottom half! What is it with you

and your obsession with showing off your legs and arse?! Tacky.



Miserable Kristen. No wonder! No, no, no, no NO!

Remind you of a recycled Christmas table cloth anyone?



Opps someone got the brief wrong!  Katie it's punk love, not playing card

characters!

 

Photo source: Huffington Post