baby bump!

Poor Jen. She looks pretty gorgeous in the dusky purple dress. But I bet all the gossips will shout "baby bump!"... That's the bugger with heavy satin fabrics. They do show off your tum, even when you don't really have one. It's just the pose she's in, she needs to straighten up and suck it in a bit. Oh dear. The price of being a celebrity. The constant slagging off and criticism. Shame.

Anyway, Jen, hon. I think you look lovely. And your heels are cool too, very nice. You'll never be Ange, (I know, I know, we must get over the comparisons...) but you look lovely.

She's at the New York premiere of We're the Millers (you know the film where she dances in her scants, she plays a stripper, the main reason most people will go to watch it).

Someone who hasn't quite hit the mark is Emma Roberts. Her stylist must have lost her skirt and decided to go for the 'fashion student' look by wrapping a silky bed sheet round her. Boring! The whole outfit is boring. Next time love, add a bright chunky necklace and shoes that you can actually see, black stilettos (which I normally love) are way too dull for this outfit! And slap on some fake tan while you're at it, your legs look blue!

Jen and her bump

 

Emma Roberts in her bed sheet