the dreaded tan ankle boots...

Let me get this straight. I'm not against tan ankle boots. At all. They can look really cool. But... I just can't stand the pair that Katie Homes insists on wearing all the time!

I know I should admire her for 'dressing down' when just running Suri around town, being so normal and 'down to earth' even though she is a famous film star and oh-so talented, married to squillionaire Tom (ugh!), blah, blah, blah...

But I HATE them! They are old and worn (and most probably very comfy) and stained and ugly! And they do NOT look good with skirts!!!

Please Katie, go and and treat yourself to a nice new pair, actually a nice new casual wardrobe. I'll even come shopping with you and have you looking lovely in a jiffy!

 

 

 

 

why katie holmes annoys me...

Sorry Katie.  You seem nice enough, but you do annoy me.  Why?  It's the mumsy, butter-wouldn't-melt, 'I'm such a mature lady' vibe you give off.  Before Tom, you were young and vibrant and fresh.  Now you have morphed into a young fogey with a patronising, know it all, fake smiley gaze.  I want to see you act your age again.  Like Nicole Richie, Jessica Alba or Ashley Simpson - young trendy mums who look normal (albeit rich normal).  


The other thing that irks me is the way you dress.  Half the time you look flippin awful.  I detest your shoe collection. Those tan ankle boots you wear with everything?!  Horrid.  If you must wear them, please hide them under trousers or jeans... And don't cut your hair short again.  Long suits you best.  


As for your clothing line, Holmes & Yang.  Nah, it's not for me. Keep mixing with Vic.  Maybe some of her style will eventually rub off...

Those vile bloody boots!

I don't have words for this outfit...

Yes!  This is much better.

A typical example of Katie not looking her best.

This is more like it!